'The Little Mermaid' Is Based, Red-Pilled, And Hypergamous

Cuckservatives couldn't be any more wrong about this film.

Dare I say, The Little Mermaid which has only been in theaters for a few days now, may be one of the great anti-feminist films of our generation.

Arielle is not a strong, powerful whamman. NO. As a matter of fact, Arielle's character in this live-action remake of the animated classic is petite, feminine, sexy, and very, very hypergamous. And for these reasons, cuckservatives are dead wrong about this film.

While middle-aged cuckservatives are sobbing while reminiscing about their first boners looking at a pale, red-headed, animated Arielle and angry that their second-favorite cartoon romantic interest (next to Jessica Rabbit) has been "race swapped" in the new live-action adaptation, they should instead be praising Disney for ditching wokeism in favor of anti-feminism and red-pilling a generation of young people very early on.

This film is about a sexy, petite little mermaid that wants nothing more than to walk amongst the humans. She's fascinated by them, and yet is forbidden from associating with them by her very "old-fashioned" father. But when she disregards her father's wishes, and heads to the surface of the water for the first time, she quickly finds a ship carrying a group of explorers, and while she discreetly watches them in fascination, she lays her eyes on a young, strong & handsome, natural-born leader whom she is immediately attracted to, and even more so once she sees the young leader take charge in a fiery accident, and even risk his life to save his dog. After all, what woman isn't immediately attracted to a man that would do anything for his dog, right?

Classic hypergamy in a box for you.

Arielle also has an extraordinarily sexy voice (and listening to her sing her was definitely a highlight of the film), a typical trait of a mermaid, and her "siren song" is partially what Prince Eric (the object of Arielle's affection) finds so attractive about her in the first place. But when the evil witch of the sea takes away Arielle's beautiful voice as a price to cast a magical spell on her that allows her to be human for three days, Arielle needs to find other ways to step up her femininity in order to win Prince Eric's heart - which if she doesn't do in her given three day timespan, she will become a mermaid again and have to spend the rest of her days under the "ownership" of the sea witch.

The whole film is actually pretty based and red-pilled. It's also perhaps the first film we've seen in a generation that doesn't attempt to brainwash young women and young girls alike into believing that they "don't need no man." As a matter of fact, the message is quite the opposite. The message is: it's wholly acceptable for a beautiful young woman to be attracted to a strong alpha male with higher-than-average testosterone levels, who also happens to be higher up in the social hierarchy than herself. Hypergamous and red-pilled AF, my dudes.

Traditional, feminine physical beauty is another clear & obvious theme in the film. The Little Mermaid sends a clear message to young women that they should try to be as beautiful as they can. Halle Bailey is hott in this movie. Her body just oozes feminine sexuality, and unapologetically so. She has a thin, fit body, a sexy little tummy, a gorgeous head of hair (that's been appropriately dyed for her character), and the makeup crew did a great job making her, ahem, "upper body" appear very flattering and perky.

All and all, this film was actually really enjoyable and entertaining, surprisingly. Anyone who even loosely follows the manosphere and red-pill corner of the internet will probably find it enjoyable also. And to all the cuckservatives crying while they read this article: get over it, ya pansy.